ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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