she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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