Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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