Well apparently he's into motor boating.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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