Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
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So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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