You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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