my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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