if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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