Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so that wasnt chicken after all
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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