D3 body, D1 cock
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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