Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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