hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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