I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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