I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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