You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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