p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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