i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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