I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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