Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
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I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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