It's just like the Real World with babies
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
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Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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