I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just cut my nipple shaving
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
There are leaves in my underwear?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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