I swear god or herbie drove my car home
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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