thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
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Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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