Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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