I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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