I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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