i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
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No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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