i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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