there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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