did you get engaged???
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
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I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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