did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
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Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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