The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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