Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (347): View more from New York

  my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (347): my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand http://tfl.nu/anwc
  Replies (10) Good night (4597) Bad night (410) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (504): View more from Louisiana

  Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (504): Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex. http://tfl.nu/adpf
  Replies (157) Good night (31284) Bad night (1124) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (250): View more from British Columbia

  Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (250): Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere http://tfl.nu/ftm6
  Replies (10) Good night (542) Bad night (3294) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are. http://tfl.nu/yq64
  Replies (9) Good night (6868) Bad night (1085) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night. http://tfl.nu/esr4
  Replies (6) Good night (892) Bad night (3182) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of http://tfl.nu/x3nm
  Replies (3) Good night (1170) Bad night (2864) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed. http://tfl.nu/o4oh
  Replies (8) Good night (1020) Bad night (2533) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes. http://tfl.nu/rvi7
  Replies (11) Good night (980) Bad night (4029) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (351): View more from Massachusetts

  the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (351): the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me. http://tfl.nu/s3y3
  Replies (5) Good night (4212) Bad night (1070) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (780): I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head http://tfl.nu/nc7k
  Replies (6) Good night (3083) Bad night (784)
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms. http://tfl.nu/i073
  Replies (3) Good night (1465) Bad night (645) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (403): But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though. http://tfl.nu/bq7u
  Replies (10) Good night (878) Bad night (533) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (941): View more from Florida

  Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (941): Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married http://tfl.nu/yr2i
  Replies (6) Good night (659) Bad night (1490) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence. http://tfl.nu/yx0o
  Replies (4) Good night (1879) Bad night (342) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (337): View more from Louisiana

  Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (337): Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her." http://tfl.nu/whil
  Replies (10) Good night (1512) Bad night (244) Order T-Shirt

Randomize