She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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