would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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