I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
So many bounce houses so little time
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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