have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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