why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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