Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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