I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
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The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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