the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
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When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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