should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
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You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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