Are we in a gay sports bar?
Barsexuality is the new black.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
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dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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