How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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