I love black thongs
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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