So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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