Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
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I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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