from now on my penis is your penis
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
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is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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