Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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