Yo dont text me then not text me
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
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I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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